Kelly Welch is on Fridays at 7pm
His arrival isn’t always punctual, in fact, in remote parts of Route 33, near Azalea Town, Texas, Kelly is known as Slowpoke. While you may have heard of the latest news on Kim Kardashina’s divorce, he is just now talking about Jessica Simpsons infamous tape. He was conceived on a timeless night, and was born 10 months later, and has spent over a thousands years in puberty. Due to this, he is easily confused, and has no sense of a personal taste in music. Thus he resorts to the only thing he knows, following links on youtube, or randomly picking cds. Hence the name of his show, Randomly Assorted Music.